"Oh no PIP! Those aren't stickers, those are stamps for letters!"
"Mom, Kenzie just farted in my face!"
"That was because you were under the table poking a stick at my bum!"
"What's that all over Pip's face?" (It was lip gloss)
"What's that smell?!" (It was an entire tub of Vick's Vapor Rub smeared all over Penelope by herself of course)
While I was making dinner I called to check if Makenzie was still watching after Penelope and if everything was okay. Her reply:
"Yah- everything's fine except Pip just took off her diaper and peed all over the floor." (Oh sure, that sounds like everything is fine.)
"Mmmm. Penelope's breath smells good. Like peaches!" (She thought her older sister's deodorant would taste as good as it looked. Apparently it didn't. She kept pointing to her tongue and saying "Uck!")
While I was getting dressed Makenzie screamed from the familyroom, "MOM! Kendyl just called 911 and gave the phone to Penelope so I grabbed it from Penelope and told them there was no emergency and not to come over." A few minutes later there was a knock on the door and Kendyl screamed and hid behind the entertainment center and began bawling saying, "I don't want them to come take me away!" We opened the door to discover it was actually the neighbor's apartment door that someone was knocking on. I think Kendyl learned her lesson. hahaha
"Ack!!! Pip just pooped in the tub!"
Is it any wonder I'm discovering new gray hairs everyday? :)
5 comments:
Oh how I miss these girls!
:-) Thank you so much for sharing! Sounds like the adventures there are more than just the planned travel fun. Miss you all.
Wow, I can't believe how grown up your girls are. They are all just adorable!
I laughed so hard reading this. Thanks.: )
Love you!!!
Sheri--
Hey, we're in Dayton, Ohio now. Any chance of you coming through Ohio? Let me know, I'd LOVE to see you!
Hahaha I'm laughing my head off because I can so relate to the pee all over the floor and the poop in the tub! :)
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